Joke of the Week 7-15-2016

Ode to the CNC Machinist

Real CNC Machinists don’t eat quiche.
Real CNC Machinists don’t even
know how to spell quiche.
They eat Twinkies, Coke and
palate-scorching Szechwan food.

 
*Real CNC Machinists don’t bring
brown bag lunches to work.
If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
If the vending machine doesn’t sell it,
they don’t eat it.
Vending machines don’t sell quiche.

 
*Real CNC Machinists don’t believe
in schedules.
Planners make up schedules.
Managers “firm up” schedules.
Frightened operators strive to meet schedules.
Real  CNC Machinists ignore schedules.

 
*Real CNC Machinists don’t read manuals.
Reliance on a reference is a hallmark
of the novice and the coward.

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