Plenty of bad Thanksgiving Joke to annoy your family – see below:
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use FOWL language.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
When do you serve tofu turkey?
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!” What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!